QUEER MYSTERY SCIENCE
"I think Oscar Wilde only WISHED he was this gay..."
Queer characters and actors in MST3K films
DAVID LOVE and TOM LOCKYEAR
Love was the dreamy alien, and Lockyear was the reporter wannabe.
Teenagers from Outer Space
They were lovers during the film.
Lockyear also wrote and directed the film
but never made another movie.
In 1962 he put an ad in the LA Times claiming
to be the Second Christ.
Love disappeared into obscurity.
Definitely one of the stranger queer pairs in the MST3K world.
"Now this is Tommy Kirk REALLY acting..."
Catalina Caper and Village of the Giants
A teen Tommy was dropped from Disney Studios because
someone found him having sex with another boy in a public shower.
He had to resort to crappy B Moives like these
afterward because no one would hire him.
Now he's a proudly gay minister in California.
In the closet his whole professional life,
Caesar was linked with several men including Tyrone Power.
The second Darrin from Bewitched,
PARTS: The Clonus Horror
I'm sure he liked being around all the nude
plastic-wrapped hunks in Clonus.
The Brady dad is barely recognizable in this old clunker.
No one can tell me those innuendos were innocent.
DANNY AND BIG STUPID
The Girl in Lovers' Lane
It's nice that at the end they finally got together.
THE MASTER'S WIVES
The wives looked like they enjoyed wrestling a little too much...
MANOS: The Hands of Fate
"I'M A VIRGIN" GROUPIE
"Good? He's the best!"
Getting a bit old in the tooth in this one,
San Francisco International
but still a looker (and a player).
Hey Mikey! He likes it!
(And you know how he likes it!)
And ones I WISH were members of my tribe:
BART FARGO in Danger! Death Ray
MACISTE (CHEESE STEAK) in Colossus Against the Head Hunters
WINKY in Manhunt in Space & Crash of the Moons
DEATHSTALKER in Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
BEVERLY GARLAND in Swamp Diamonds
HERC in the first Hercules
TORGO in MANOS
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